Yup, it’s a real-ass gargoyle.

Terminal.

As in, you are so full of cat, you are terminally awesome.

The void’s the dum dum… the tabby is in charge.

Yes.

And even subconsciously, you placed Po’ Boy’s pic on top. He has you wrapped around his little paw, doesn’t he? Blink twice if you need us to call for help.

The “Mooning Gargoyle” (or Freiburger Münster-Arsch) is a famous architectural feature of the Freiburg Minster (Freiburger Munster) in southwest Germany, known for its irreverent posture and the legendary act of rebellion it represents.

Unlike traditional gargoyles that channel water through their mouths, this 13th or early 14th-century figure is carved in a “full tuck” or mooning pose, with its backside prominently exposed.

More info: https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/mooning-gargoyle-of-freiburg-minster

Po’ Boy be plotting. Pepper? No thoughts, head empty.

I’m confused, why did you post a pic of your cat twice?

It’s not chubby, it just has its winter coat on. You can tell by how ridiculously fluffy that tail is. They start looking like big chonks in winter but it’s all a lie.

I love Denali! He is obviously a very good boy, and my heart would just stop if he brought me a stuffie during a rough time. 15/10 would hug.

I love this story! Your dog sounds amazing.

FYI, there is a prescription specifically for dogs scared of loud noises. It’s called Sileo. Good to get for special boom boom days.

Dreams:

Reality:

Even has M for Murder on its forehead.

🫘 🫘 🫘

Here is more info on the exhibit: https://mortonarb.org/news/new-sculpture-exhibition-vivid-creatures-opens-may-17/

Pictures courtesy of Nickens Family Rescue and Sanctuary in OH, USA. They do great work and can always use donations: https://www.nickensfamilyrescue.com/

Because of her cleft palate, Pearl needs to be tube fed, but she apparently does really well with it.

That monkey looks so happy and proud. “This is my kitty!” She beams.

Yi Yuanji (c. 1000-1064) was a renowned Chinese painter of the Northern Song Dynasty, celebrated for his extraordinarily lifelike depictions of animals.