I don’t see the value in nginx. I just want a web server that does one thing and has easy config. It’s called LAMP for a reason not LNMP.

Any programming language other than Java or Dotnet. Apache web server over Microsoft IIS.

I use the parsedown library with a custom PHP index page to serve markdown files as HTML.

My favorite is the Tide Free and Clear commercial where the kid goes “look dad, it’s just as clean but without any of the chemicals that harm me!” They’re literally admitting their core product contains harmful chemicals yet people are still buying it!