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Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.
People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I’ve got to get on this.
Edit:
Wrong! I cast testicular torsion!
Fuck! What was that for?
Let me cast heal! Wait, does testicular torsion count as a status effect? Do I cast cure or heal? What should i do? Maybe a just call for help, hold on buddy…
Yeah, wtf who just runs around giving people testicular torsion? I cast Greater Healing!
Thanks! Have a cookie!
I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones
THYRELL
