• Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Y’all damn coastals with yer big fancy oceans. WE GOT OCEANS TOO WE JUST KEEP EM UNDERGROUND SO THEY DON’T SCARE MEEMAW.

      Everybody knows meemaw’s ascared of the deep water. And when she gets agitated she gets to her whippin stick.

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          8 months ago

          IS going to run out of water. Not HAS run out of water.

          And we know. We been warning yall fucks for years that the aquifer ain’t filling back up and gotdangit they just keep paying us to grow corn on land that ain’t suited for growing beans. And everybody knows corn and sorghum ain’t no good for the soil neither.

          Joking aside, we’ll deal with that impending apocalypse like we’ll deal with all the other ones. By pretending it isn’t happening.