My entire family is dead now and I have Jehan Page’s name in LOTR Elven script tattoed around my butthole.

I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.

I followed your advice and got Jehan Page’s face tattooed on my face. My wife left with the kids because of it and man, does this rule. Thanks for the sage words dude.

Why don’t you give it a shot buddy?

Nah man. The democratic party is billed as left wing. Some Americans believe that. A ton of us know that is false and are actually left wing but don’t have great options to vote for.

I was agreeing with you dude by joking about something equally absurd. Chill out.

Idiot. Did you forget that we invaded China years ago and have been in a brutal land war with them? Duh.

The real play is to become a billionaire, and have a state of the art vaporizor capable of holding a metric ton of weed tied into your ventillation system. Add a simple PLC to measure oxygen levels and electronically engage solenoids to keep the environment habital.

Spend millions, be high for one day, develop most expensive weed tolerance in human history.

How did you de-google? I am fascinated by this because they’re in everything we use, often unknowingly.