What a little sweetheart. I love tabbies.

Low mileage!

Hollow and Kitty look like a matched set, though of course that’s no guarantee they’d get along.

Well, presumably there are doors and stairwells.

Honey and condensed milk? I guess a starving artist can use the pastels for food if the artwork doesn’t sell.

Too small, unfortunately.

As near as I can tell from social media, many devout MAGAts are far from rich. Old and conservative yes, but always voting against their own best interests.

My new family crest.

Update: the toy arrived today. One cat is fascinated by it but won’t get down off her chair to get close to it, the other seems afraid of it.

On the plus side, it’s good for getting into tight spaces that the vacuum cleaner won’t reach to pull out dust bunnies. Just have to teach it to stop saying “EXTERMINAAAATE” in cat language.

I’ve been growing indoor plants for decades. It’s just cat grass that doesn’t seem to work for me. Heck, I even got one of those grocery store orchids to bloom again every winter.

I tried that last winter. It made no difference. I can grow indoor plants, just not grass for some reason. If I could persuade them to nibble on phalenopsis orchids, I wouldn’t need the grass.

It doesn’t live long enough for that.

It gets plenty of water, but more light isn’t an option.

Mine likes to wrap himself around my head, stick his back feet in my face, and nip my ears and nose with his sharp little teeth. All while purring loudly. He’s a multi-tasker.

I could almost believe this was satire, published in The Onion or The Beaverton. We live in strange times.

What if it demands to be picked up and perch on my shoulders?

Our two don’t seem to go much for laser pointers, for whatever reason.

Not going to lie, I would buy outdated software for my ancient Mac if I could find it anywhere.

Fun fact, Henry Ford wanted to use them on his cars, but tried to screw Robertson in the deal. His petulance is the reason that Americans can’t benefit from this perfect design.

A square screw is a Robinson, fyi.