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I keep thinking of ditching Kbin for Lemmy, because Kbin is down more often than I’d like, and I presume Lemmy is healthier. However, I’ve gotten quite used to this place, and am not eager to start anew elsewhere.

Is this like the Linux nerds’ version of the Crips and the Bloods?

What, did ChatGPT find an algorithm that writes irresponsible “both sides are equally as bad” news articles faster and better than the New York Times? I can see why that’d rattle their cage. You know, the bird cage lined with copies of the New York Times.

She could tell it was Verizon’s fault because the stalker kept calling her, asking, 'Can you hear me now?"

I can’t wait for Commander Data’s Greatest Love Songs collection. He sings with such soullessness!

I wished for the bare minimum of decency, and Elon the Nazi sympathizer failed to deliver. If I wanted a social network full of right-wing nutjobs, I would have just signed up with Truth or Gab. Maybe you’d be more comfortable there, though.

Good. Still not switching back from Firefox, though.

The Twitter brand is so totally not the problem here.

Our new privacy policy is as follows: you don’t have any.

Jellyfin? What is that, some computer based television network you populate and schedule yourself? Because I totally would want that. That would rule.

Sam Bankman-Jailed!

“Bruce Lee” sounds like a pseudonym. Either that or the guy had a painful childhood.

I have immense difficulty feeling sorry for any of the members of Elon’s Rent-a-Fascist program. He’s a huckster, everyone knows he’s a huckster, and the people who don’t or refuse to believe it will have to learn that lesson the hard way.

(watches everyone else talk about their Lemmy and Beehaw accounts)
Uh… I have a Kbin account. Neigh. Neigh.
“WUSS!”

Don’t just tell the queen she’s fat. That’ll get you stung, and you’ll spend the rest of the episode in a weird hallucination.

We as a species fucked ourselves, and we refuse to step away from the edge of the cliff. Get used to it.

Try saying that five times fast.

Uh, shitty?

The rehabilitation nurse from Frasier played Holly too, in the short-lived US adaptation of Red Dwarf. Seemed like a good fit for her.

Jon Lovitz, playing Jay Sherman. Our personalities match up disconcertingly well.