Artist, theatrical performer, roller derby announcer, and former derby skater in the Midwest.

Single, childless, and married to my freedom and sense of adventure.

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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • Um, frustrated.

    My parents are eighty years-old, driving for DoorDash (using my car), and they’re putting 1,000 miles on the car a week. There is no lifeline once my car dies, thanks to inflation. There is no other job for them, because no one will employ two octogenarians.

    And I can look at the two flavors of conservatism headed our way in November and I low-key hope my mom and dad pass away instead of having to deal with the struggle that’s going to come, because it’s invariably going to get worse. I don’t think civil war is coming, but I do think the capitalists are going to find new and shitty ways to make all of our lives harder.














  • Thank you!

    No, I didn’t draw them up, but now that you mention it I probably should. They’re very holiday themed.

    El Pollo Diablo - Looks like a chicken with a flame aura. Invulnerable except to laugh-based magic (Vicious Mockery, Wounding Whispers, Tasha’s Hideous Laughter, etc.) or can be killed via elaborate practical jokes. Wields high level charm magic and powerful fire attacks. (Hence the name)

    Turkeybear - Very similar to the owlbear except fatter and with much more indulgent plumage. Attacks with “gravy” (poison spit/breath weapons), sonic attacks, and heralds its presence with the dread cry “Gawwwww-buuuuullll!”. I made him resistant to magical weapons and most slashing attacks, though coincidentally, is weak against cleavers specifically.