Fuck it I don’t have any shame about it. Check out the Lovense Edge 2 for a nice one that hits the right spot and has app control

This. I went reolink specifically for this reason. Everything is local only on the SD card and quality is great.

Surprised I’ve not seen anyone mention shutup10. Been using it on all new installs for me and family since migrating from 7 to 10 Turn off anything you want, including all that bullshit and the data mining etc. https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10