I wish ancient humans had domesticated bears and bred them to be pet-sized

Amazon owns too much shit. They should be broken up into 5-6 different companies

Doesn’t mix with female genitals either. Maybe keep knives away from genitals as a general rule

Apparently Japan calls them Macaroni Westerns, which is even funnier imo.

I wish I could Thanos-snap the entire health insurance industry out of existence. It’s a giant, bloated, bureaucratic middle-man that makes the whole process more expensive, time-consuming, and complicated.

I’ve wondered what would happen if people went on a health insurance strike. If everyone (or a large part of the population) cancelled their health insurance, and just negotiated on price directly with providers.

No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”

Cancer is mostly random. Going into debt for school is a choice.