Jailbreak it and sideload some WADs.

Absolutely not. Immediately trade that shit in. Uh uh. No. Fuck off. Keep fucking off. Fuck off some more. Fuck off until you’ve circumnavigated the globe then fuck off again.

Not just not but hell no.

I installed it earlier this year on android. But it wouldn’t let me sign in or browse without syncing my contacts from my phone.

So I uninstalled it.

Totally. You think they parade around at NAMBLA marches or something?

They would if they were honest.

But don’t worry. Catholics don’t have a monopoly on child abuse. Evangelical youth pastors are gunning for the crown. (They’ll never get close. But they’re trying)

Thousand plus years.

I don’t know exactly when sneaky catholic scribes changed up the wording to make being gay bad except when they’re being gay with children. But it’s definitely their doing.

You just know there’s a plug chilling right now at that specific Golden Corral

That’s what I was about to say. That makes no sense. Unless OP is outside their hoke country at like a tourist trap maybe.

That’s part of it. But it’s pointless without raising it to a living wage first.

Pinning it without raising it just cements the slave wages in place. Which business would love I’m sure.

https://woodworkingnut.com/2015/10/30/how-to-make-a-guillotine/

If a job needs doing. It needs a living wage to be paid for.

No matter how much Wall St wishes it so, we are not slaves. If you want the work done, fucking pay for it. Or go out of business.

No. Being cartoonishly malicious towards our wage slaves is our guiding principle.

That poetic sounding “Shining city on a hill” is a gated community surrounded by slums that don’t have electricity.

Sorcery.

You must commune with the machine spirit.

I’m enjoying it very much.

There’s more than one?

I’m new here coming from Reddit.

Yalls subreddit needs links to here. And a short guide on getting started.

I had to scroll a bunch of comments to find the right name to Google. Then I had to find the most popular app to use. It was a bit of a hassle. Not too bad. But enough to be off-putting to newbies.