He’ll be around until the Yanks stop talking about their 2nd and start acting on it.

I’m just trying to identify which language these are both in. (Maybe they’re both in different languages?) I only speak English, German, French, and Mandarin and these examples are none of those. The samples you’ve given bear superficial resemblance to English … but aren’t.

The question has never been “will computers pass the Turing test?” It has always been “when will humans stop failing the Turing test?”

What language was that?

I’m using Zen. It’s been pretty OK.

This goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back.

Chess was once the recipient of a moral hue and cry.

Chess.

There is nothing new under the sun.

Maybe it’s time to start properly grieving instead of latching onto a simulacrum of your dead wife? Just putting that out there for the original poster (not the OP here, to be clear)?

There’s a huge flaw in what you said.

LLMbeciles don’t think. At all. What they do has no relationship whatsoever to actual thought.

Strokes don’t usually last over an hour like this. Are you OK?

The mindset of businessmen is something truly wonderous to behold.

Back in the late '80s when viruses were becoming a Real Thing™, in one company I worked for one of the VPs of Sales went off on this long rant at a company meeting about viruses and how he’d been infected so many times and learned how to not get infected. Apparently half of his advice was nonsense and one of the techies calmly shot that stuff down. The following exchanged then happened:

VP: How many times have you been infected?

T: Never. I’ve never been infected by a computer virus.

You’d think at this point it would be argument over, right? The VP had already expressed that he’d been infected literally dozens of times, sometimes multiple times by the same virus because he was too stupid to clean all his disks. The techie guy had never been infected. Case closed. Listen to the techie, right?

Wrong.

Management was impressed by the VP’s “extensive experience” and literally thought the techie’s “lack of experience” in dealing with viral infections was a stroke against him. So corporate policy was expanded with anti-virus measures that were ineffective because a clueless VP with “lots of experience” (where “experience” was defined as “stupidly being infected dozens of times”) trumped a technical staffer who was able to mysteriously remain virus-free.

So what you say here? Rings true. Oh so fucking true.

Uh … did you just have a stroke while typing?

The Guardian is supposedly “left” and yet they’re following the scripts handed down by right wing extremist techbrodudes.

It’s almost as if its “leftism” is like most “leftism” in the anglosphere: complete and utter performative bullshit.

Pete Townshend called. He wants you to stop stealing his line. 😆

Ew! There’s no way that thing is getting anywhere near me!

If you think LLMbeciles are right more often than wrong then you’re either profoundly ignorant or profoundly inattentive.

Compared to American “AI” firms it’s positively a pauper. They put in a few million dollars, not multiple tens of billions.

But go ahead. Completely look past the obvious point so you can score Innarwebtube points. Just do it without me. Buh-bye.

I believe you misspelled “Butlerian Jihad”.

You misspelled “blow up all that sweet data”.

Because telling something to make a picture is not you making it. It’s that thing making it.

I’m baffled by how this is so fucking hard to comprehend?