Eunie

Reminds me of this German TV sketch

I think that is mildly satisfying. To be fair: I haven’t seen a single book shop sorting the books alphabetical. A book shop isn’t a library.

Replace ‘average’ by ‘median’ to be correct. The average can be distorted by especially dumb people.

This question is actually pretty old. Already ancient Greek / Roman philosophers discussed this.

Google the word ‘anacyclosis’ if you want to learn more. Alternatively here is a video link. I marked the position where the cycle explanation starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqsBx58GxYY&t=371

Looks to me like ‘Penis Ivy’

Sadly, no. Germany for example has the SCHUFA which is basically the equivalent of the Chinese social score nowadays

you can’t encrypt it

My friend, you will be surprised that encryption is something that not only the magical internet machine can do.

Op calls themselves hedge. Coincidence?