The four horseman of dog door greetings. We have (from front to back): what dat?, you woke me for this, how dare you have left, and I fucked with something 😈

Depends on the context. Chilean probably.

However I would stick with the one that is likely to get you into the least trouble in that situation.People really shouldn’t judge people based on where they come from, but they do. So if you know the safe answer go with that, or avoid answering.