As someone who remembers the time before spotify: people were pirating alot so legal streaming was the way to end this but giving a usable alternative

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

“I was waiting for you”

So your arm still didn’t grow back? I’ll check on you later again

My brother once slept in with his head under his pillow. He got much for his skull but at what cost…

Apology accepted

Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.

Big upvote for admitting your error.

In general, emoticons are easy to write with a normal keyboard, otherwise they don’t fulfill their job of being useable in normal conversations. Exceptions are few ones that include kana which for Japanese people are easy to write but which were adopted by westerners like the shrug emoticon I have to google each time but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fun fact: Japanese emoticons are called kaomoji (face characters) and developed independently from western emoticons. Emoji means “picture character” and is etymological unrelated to emoticon or emotion or anything.

Fun fact: Japanese emoticons have more focus on the eyes and western ones on the mouth which is a general thing in the cultures. Compare Manga and western comics and the former have big eyes and a small mouth and the latter has the other way around

Is it? It loos a bit different but both are _, aren’t they?

With an honorable mention for the cocktail fork. If you don’t want to drink it, at least use a spoon

Why would you eat a table?

Not exactly. They are governmental drones but as such a very real threat

Maybe they are for you…

…in that case you are delusional. Seek help

I found the odd one out: tamagotchis aren’t pets, they aren’t even real

I remember I had a version on my computer (or the family computer) but it didn’t make much sense that way

You wouldn’t download a pet

Try to rephrase it