I really dig this

You’re so severely underpaid that it’s genuinely concerning. Who do you work for?

A hobby

Carlos Sainz fans rn “So you’re telling me there is a chance”

Tastefully murica this year!

These moments are the best

Checking in on you

Yeah, I’m just gonna give you a hug right now.

lol, for boys it was definitely the “water snake”

https://a.co/d/67SgmBT

Absolutely insane how creative a hard-up young’un can get.

After talking to a few honest (or tipsy) women about their early sexual discovery I know the high likely hood of that Micky Mouse electric toothbrush getting absolutely violated.

“We have the chance to save U.S. democracy and rule of law, to elect the first woman President of the United States, and to send TFG packing. By contributing to Kamala Harris’s campaign via this portal, we can also encourage her to create a distinct presence on Mastodon, not mediated by Threads or any other social media provider.”

Promoting Mastodon isn’t even a tertiary goal. It’s just an “also encourage”. The primary goal is fundraising for a political candidate.

Oh-oh-Omega Mart

You have no idea what’s in store for you-u-u

I love that you committed to a fancy Dutch angle

What we all really wanted anyway

Looks pretty cool. I need to check it out