PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 hours agoI'm glad I got a glass dinner table: otherwise I'd never know how much gunk my young child smears in the underside of the tablemessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down13
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareI'm glad I got a glass dinner table: otherwise I'd never know how much gunk my young child smears in the underside of the tablePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 hours agomessage-square7linkfedilink
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoA secret is something you keep, whilst a surprise is something you give.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down15
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareA secret is something you keep, whilst a surprise is something you give.plus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square16linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoThere is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down119
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1message-squareThere is likely a government agency that can identify people by their cat.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoStanding desks are like gym memberships. Plenty of people (and offices) pay for them but never use themplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down18
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareStanding desks are like gym memberships. Plenty of people (and offices) pay for them but never use themplus-squareaislopmukbang@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square57linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 days agoHave you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet."message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down19
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareHave you ever noticed no one ever looks at a penis and then says, "wow, he must have big feet."Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
Glowstick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoRick Astley breakups must be awkward - "You said you were never gonna give me up!!!"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down124
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareRick Astley breakups must be awkward - "You said you were never gonna give me up!!!"plus-squareGlowstick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoWhy don't these AI data centers build by the ocean?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down18
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareWhy don't these AI data centers build by the ocean?plus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agoMy super power is the ability to travel the delusion-verse and hold down a job.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down16
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareMy super power is the ability to travel the delusion-verse and hold down a job.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
faizalr@fedia.io · 6 days ago“Never make a decision when you need to pee.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down110
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-square“Never make a decision when you need to pee.”plus-squarefaizalr@fedia.io · 6 days agomessage-square19linkfedilink
Jas@lemmy.zip · 5 days agoMythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down17
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareMythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔plus-squareJas@lemmy.zip · 5 days agomessage-square22linkfedilink
irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agoNobody uses the white emojisplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down120
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareNobody uses the white emojisplus-squareirelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoRage Against the Machine are just political Beastie Boysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down128
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareRage Against the Machine are just political Beastie Boysplus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
Jas@lemmy.zip · 6 days agoReverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down14
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareReverse Mermaid 🧜♀️🐠plus-squareJas@lemmy.zip · 6 days agomessage-square34linkfedilink
Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de · 5 days agoWith all these countries announcing to finally recognise Palastineplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down18
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareWith all these countries announcing to finally recognise Palastineplus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.de · 5 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 7 days agoit shouldn't be too hard to extend the right to be forgotten to deadnames as well, legislativelyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down114
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareit shouldn't be too hard to extend the right to be forgotten to deadnames as well, legislativelyplus-squareAatube@kbin.melroy.org · 7 days agomessage-square10linkfedilink
DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoThe triumph of AI marks the end of the information age.message-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down115
arrow-up1150arrow-down1message-squareThe triumph of AI marks the end of the information age.DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
someguy3@lemmy.world · edit-26 days agoA thermostat should be called a thermostay.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down115
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareA thermostat should be called a thermostay.plus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.world · edit-26 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 days agoIf you went to an island, and formed a new country and forcibly inject everyone there with a drug that makes them happy, your new country could surpass Finland as the "Happiest country in the world"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down126
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareIf you went to an island, and formed a new country and forcibly inject everyone there with a drug that makes them happy, your new country could surpass Finland as the "Happiest country in the world"plus-squareDeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · edit-28 days agomessage-square50linkfedilink
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 days agoOutsider art implies the existence of insider artplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down14
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareOutsider art implies the existence of insider artplus-squarealtkey@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square6linkfedilink
hmmm@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoSelf-Hosted AI Girlfriend is technically Incest.message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down145
arrow-up1-25arrow-down1message-squareSelf-Hosted AI Girlfriend is technically Incest.hmmm@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square15linkfedilink
