My crazy, kick ass kitty will tear up any fucker that isn’t known.
CIA - Cat Intelligence Agency
My friend. The technology to identify you by your walk exists. The technology to identify you by how you use your mouse and type exists. The technology to identify what sites you visit by the pattern of the incoming and outgoing packets and their sizes exists.
They’re not using the calico.
I’m having trouble thinking of a scenario where that would be useful.
Maybe someone puts on a disguise and sets out to do something nefarious, but their cat keeps following them around?
You thought you could fool the FCI?! We know you’re not who you claim to be!! That’s your cat, Pop Tart!
I mean, our cat has an RFID chip that directly links it to us. Not really hard.
That’s why I have 3 cats. Checkmate government!
