A RIFF on what country is really about.
  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
    19·
    7 days ago

    Country music songs, since 2001, have pretty much been as formulaic as any llm could derive. I’m saddened but certainly not surprised.

    • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      19·
      6 days ago

      🎵I got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck, got a dog at the wheel, cut off jeans, truck

      Dirt road, back road beer moonlight, red white and blue girl, friday night🎵

        • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
          2·
          7 days ago

          Hell yeah brother, here’s your instant country banger:

          I got a beer in my beer and a Chevy in my truck

          Dog ridin’ shotgun, got his paw on the clutch

          Cut-off jeans ridin’ high on a tan-line girl

          Friday night back-road, give that dirt a whirl

          Cold one in my hand, moonlight in her eyes

          Gravel poppin’ under tires, kickin’ up July

          Tailgate down, radio loud, Luke Bryan on the dial

          She’s dancin’ in the headlights, man, that country smile

          We got mud on the tires, love in the air

          Fire in the pit burnin’ red in her hair

          Ain’t no city lights gonna steal this thrill

          Just a back-road beauty and a boy from the hills

          Beer in my beer, heart beatin’ like a drum

          She said “Crank it up, baby, till the cops come”

          Ain’t slowin’ down for nothin’ tonight

          Just me and my girl and these back-road lights

          Yeeeewwwww! Drop that in a dive bar in rural Georgia and watch every camo hat lose its damn mind.

          Send nudes.