Um, acktually, all you have to do to use the product successfully is to follow my bespoke instruction set that I posted to the premiere federated platform where I carefully enumerated the steps necessary to……hey wait why are you running away from me I’m actively helping you!!!
“THIS JUST IN!, credit cards offer reward points to soften the effects of data mining on individuals. It highlights the advantages of using custom lubricant on the broomsticks they are fucking you in the ass with.”
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They got to you. It’s too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.
Um, acktually, all you have to do to use the product successfully is to follow my bespoke instruction set that I posted to the premiere federated platform where I carefully enumerated the steps necessary to……hey wait why are you running away from me I’m actively helping you!!!
Everything you’ve proposed as an easy fix would not apply to the vast majority of end users; the target audience.
Also…gift cards? Wtf. Makes this comment sound fake af.
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I don’t think anyone was suggesting otherwise.
“THIS JUST IN!, credit cards offer reward points to soften the effects of data mining on individuals. It highlights the advantages of using custom lubricant on the broomsticks they are fucking you in the ass with.”
Some say it feels nice.