YappyMonotheist

Idk why but my wife told me something like “I just don’t want people knowing I poop!” the other day as a reaction to me pooping at her friend’s house (which is apparently a big social faux pas depending on who the toilet belongs to) and I still don’t understand it. People breathe, people poop. 🤷

In an ideological vacuum, being hopeless and a complete believer in moral relativism, what else could you have? Nothing is true, nothing is good or bad, so just get the bag and “get ahead in life”, and the only losers are those who can’t get away with it. But ask any of them what they believe in and they crumble. Meh. 😔 And you already know what I think the answer to this problem is if you checked my username, but you can’t coerce people into it, it just doesn’t work that way.

PS. They’re basically infants (Kohlberg’s stages of moral development):

What does far left mean to you, if you don’t mind me asking?

If you need it, you’ll buy it, right? It seems like consumerism has messed with your head.

The West (America in particular but we’re just a decade or two away from insanity over here) is beyond parody. 😂

It’s big enough. Now, stop thinking about it. 👍

I got permabanned like 6 months ago and I didn’t make an effort to combat it, I just took it as a sign, lol.

Hey, it was descriptive, not prescriptive (nobody uses them Vs nobody should use them). There was no attack (and I’ve never met anyone who would say such a thing), don’t worry! 😊

While there might be a correlation, the guy that was packing the largest schmeat back in my army days was of average height and, IIRC, regular feet size. He was also shy and assuming, lol, and a sweetheart who brought his mom and little brother from Moldova to France on his little soldier salary. 👍

Humour is a sign of intelligence! And yes, the ‘camel’ is a play on words, as gamla in Aramaic means both rope and camel, and also a callback to Jewish oral tradition/Talmudic teachings where it’s an ‘elephant going through the eye of the needle’. 👍

100%! Thanks for the very important correction, my cat woke me up at 3 am and I started posting half asleep, lol (and you know exactly what the J-man was talking about! 😁).

AAAIIIIII CAN’T STAND IT, I KNOW YA PLANNED IT!

People don’t read. Paraphrasing:

• Jesus (J): “Why would you call me ‘good’? Only the Father is good.”

• Muhammed (M): “Our Lord has decreed mercy upon Himself, so to anyone who commits sin out of ignorance and then repents and amends, He is Forgiving, Merciful.”

• J: “It’s easier* for a camel to go through the eye of the needle than it is for a rich man to enter Heaven.”

• M: “Those who hoard gold and silver and don’t spend it in the cause of God, give them news of a painful retribution.”

• J: “You have been told ‘do not murder, for whoever murders will be judged for it’, but I tell you anyone who is angry and insults their brother will be judged for it too.”

• M: “The righteous are those who suppress their anger and pardon the people. God loves the good doers.”

Who knows what they were up to when nobody was watching… 😅

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

Take away the booze and I wonder how and where these rates would tank, lol. The material comfort is definitely nice, and a good chunk of happy living though.

Not the Rogansphere? 😅

Elon will never be at peace because wherever he goes, there he is. What a miserable existence!

Enjoy the fleshlight and don’t let my opinion disturb you. You’ve chosen your path, and I have chosen mine.

Did you mean “the only time it’s illegal”? Cause, sure, I guess. But this is my opinion, and I think it’s too much. I bet there are things that feel like “too much” for you too!