Alternative plan: do the same with unattended freight cars for pennies on the dollar.

What? A dick?

When you were partying

I read the fucking manual.

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered reading the fucking manual.

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

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Gonna be honest, my brain farted while being flippant. “Financial exploitation” to refer to extracting robux from users. I used “slavery” to refer to uncompensated or undercompensated underage labor relating to development…

Don’t forget the slavery and financial exploitation!

A Tim has NEVER won the vice presidency

It’s his turn!

I think you can figure this one out…

Not just over/under estimating, but people intentionally ignoring instructions, answering absurdly for the lulz, or just misunderstanding and inverting their answers (percent not).

Not a very robust study design.

A great ideal so long as you’re the one in charge of deciding what propaganda is.

Irish people could be gay

We checked, zero gay. May sound strange, but you can’t argue with science.

But did you know black people can be gay? Betcha didn’t. Glad we added that to the flag to remind you.

It’s the ol’ “keep adding elements until everything is explicitly included” problem in vexillology.

But hey, it’s a great way to keep selling new merch every few years…

Definitely a strong motif of “covering up” the original rainbow/message. Black is by far the largest element. And the fold in forward implies the symmetry of the trans flag, this just completely ignores it.

It’s a metaphor.

If you make a Volkswagen fancy, you end up with an Audi

Or a Porsche. Or a Bentley. Or a laborghini. Or a Bugatti.

You’ve heard about the gay agenda, now get ready for the transmission!

Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

The “reverse” here is in the context: “parental controls” is conventionally allows parents to restrict offspring.