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  • BilSabab@lemmy.worldtoFuck AI@lemmy.worldyou should google that
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    17 days ago

    Windows 13 is going to have first completely uncooperative AI. You ask him to open system setting and it says “the fuck’s good for me, eh?”. You tell him to download Winamp and it tells you “what the fuck is that shit? it does even collect your data! fuck you, i’m not dowloading that, the gall!” or you tell him to turn itself off and it tells you “nah, i’m good” or if you ask to switch to manual it tells you “get fucked, you ain’t getting that”.









  • Facts. I had five requests for “AI workforce optimization strategies” last quarter. People paying big bucks to find out their bright vision of the future is fucking dead end over and over again is kinda fascinating. There are ways to implement AI to improve specific parts of the workflow. Busywork mostly but nevertheless - it can work. However, none of it works in tandem with saving money on having fewer people on the team. The only real tangible benefit of implementing AI tools at this point is that your team members burn out a bit slower.



  • BilSabab@lemmy.worldtocats@lemmy.worldPspspspsps
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    28 days ago

    There was a movie with one of the Mighty Boosh folks that featured characters communicating exclusively like apes - it’s called AAAAARGGHH or something like that. It’s technically a regular british screwball kitchen sink dramedy but with a gimmick