Well, shit. Now I want to be rich

How long have you had it?

Mine seems to be stored ON my balls

Thank you! The first thing I do with every notebook is write my name on the first page (or inside cover)

If you think about it, ALL of my uses would be freebies

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

I’m happy for her

I was imagining a top hat and twirling a cane

Amazing salsa. Usually fresh with big chunks of vegetables (and not usually tomatoes)

I’m still counting

Frustratingly, I’ve seen it shortened to NA several times

Xerox machine

Do Twix have wings?

Don’t get me wrong! I appreciate that there are people (like you) are willing and able to shut people like them up

I personally don’t have the energy to argue and I guess I want to help make sure folks like you don’t waste your enegy on bots

Thank you for doing what you do, haha

Hey, I agree with you entirely, but I’m worried you’re wasting energy arguing with a bot. It doesn’t really seem to understand what you’re saying

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but historically, people who couldn’t write weren’t able to write

They wouldn’t need all 60 hours

Yeah, that’s probably what happened to me, too

I would hate to have to paint a cat. I can’t even get them to sit still

It gives me the impression the feds were prepared to plant evidence

I love this! It has so much “character” (I’m not too knowledgeable about art, so I apologize if that doesn’t make sense)