Well, they’re no friends of mine.

What? No relevant XKCD?

Seems a bit cruel, couldn’t you have used a lure or worms or something instead of your father?

What ho old bean, I believe you might have meant Jeeves and Wooster, not old Bertie twice.

Pip pip!

Not in northern Europe you don’t, unless you want your salt diluted even more.

Says the person without tits on their furniture.

Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Someone’s vaping down there.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….