Roberrrrrt!

You seriously underestimate, or overestimate, stupid, straight, white guys.

Hear me out…

But he didn’t do anything. Luigi and the guy in the security camera look nothing alike.

No, that’s boba. Booba are the birds with blue feet.

I really like how there are a bunch of social media things in the upper answers, but seeing Facebook has a smaller percentage than “social media” sounds like mental gymnastics to justify its usage.

Shit, after the first episode of the newest Black Mirror season, I would very much prefer no implants in my brain.

I think there is a company that made hall effect joycon sticks for the switch 1, but they came out fairly late in the life cycle.

Found them. I know it’s an Amazon link, but i don’t know if they sell them anywhere else. Maybe they’ll try their hands at a switch 2 version.

My step father was/is like that. Horrible drunk, 2 faced in public. My mother wants nothing to do with him anymore, his son is finally free from the divorce agreement (the children end up being property in divorces), and he texts me randomly about… nothing, really. Seldom, but always when he drinks. He gets really sentimental when he texts me. I haven’t told my mother, but as much as I hate him, there’s a large amount of pity. He had a family and pushed every single one of them away. Now he’s a lonely drunk, likely to die from health problems or something more depressing.

R. E. S. C. U. E. Rescue aid society!

I mean, there are medical reasons too. Some women would prefer not to have an abortion, but not doing so could kill them, as we’ve seen time and time and time and time again (not an exhaustive list)

Oooh, a reference to her, even in passing, would’ve been neat.

“The Nazi bastards are on high alert. Soldiers keep going into the woods to bang some broad and end up banged themselves. Stupid fuckers keep going out there. I guess their dicks override orders”

Wasn’t this the comic where they accidentally caused the painting robot to blow up the school statue? They always seemed so mean to the one that painted “fetish” art.

Sits on small children

That is a warning. They’ll lose their legs.

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.

Not a firefighter, but I have smelled human flesh burning. I worked pathology for a year, and right off the O.R., a few times a week, you could smell the cauterized flesh from tonsillectomies. I wasn’t in the room with the procedure, but you could always tell. For me, the smell never really reminded me of pork. It was its own thing. That being said, I can’t speak for everyone, but to me, it didn’t smell like pork.

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.

Washington state had that for a while. They changed around a decade ago or so, maybe a little less. Now it’s just a seven character plate, ABC1234.