🍉 Albert 🍉

bbq sauce? the vanilla of bbq marinades.

I’m sorry you had to deal with that.

without marinade??? those savages

(unless that actually happen, in which case, holy fuck, I hope hell exists for those people)

better than a regular dump, that’s hard to clean

ish, but somehow it ends up that yellow is white people.

look at the Simpsons for example, the default is yellow, but other skin colours are their normal colours, like black/asian.

same happened with legos.

it’s weird because any colour you choose for a “default” will end up mapped to the “cultural” default, rather than for everyone.

might be because I’m racist. but for me all the xkcd figures are white, even though they are not racialised.

Washington DC is that way

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tough shit

they ain’t mutually incompatible

Killing countless real civilians is good because in my fan fiction it actually good.

what a shittake

damn, I feel like people didn’t get my joke, but your statement has no explanation, is pure terrorism.

I thought it was obvious I meant laser safety glasses.

screw that, we’ll just wear sunglasses indoors and look supercool and mosquito free

take this

why insecure? just get yourself a big dick gf and then you can play with a big dick whenever you want

Japan, stop trying to change my mind, Nuking you twice was bad. stop trying to convince otherwise

just gaslighting yourself to believe that you didn’t forget. you just never knew it and have that weird irrational feeling that you knew something you “forgot”.

if you don’t remember, how do you know that you forgot it?

if you think biology is boring, then you have a shitty teacher.

Biology is the chaotic neutral of science.

yes, they were at some point free living bacteria, that was engulfed by another cell, and instead of being digested, they become symbiotic.

we are symbiotes.

another fun trivia, they discovered a parasite that infects mitochoria of ticks ovums, and called them “Midichloria mitochondrii” after star wars midichlorians.

no, go back to biology!

did you know that mitochondria has is own distinct DNA code, not only it’s own DNA but it uses a different codon code than nuclear DNA. and that us has only a couple dozen genes, most of those are tRNA for it’s own DNA code?

maybe if she yelled “it’s clobbering time” during foreplay