I feel I can read the expressions on those girls’ faces and it’s not good.

Oh don’t worry, he won’t kill him self, he’ll just increase his ketamine stupor. Hopefully to the point he becomes incapable of making anymore decisions, especially decisions that affect other people.

Check out this guy online telling us online that he doesn’t do anything online.

Justin Case likes the name his parents gave him. But at any time he has the legal right to change his name to something else he prefers, just in case he doesn’t like the name his parents gave him.

Hey. His name’s Mike.

Maybe it’s actually spelled menopaws because men can’t keep their paws off us.

I’m fairly tech illiterate but I want Ladybird. Please tell me what to do with this.

What bothered you about the second half?

Firepoint

So the answer for 18 across was aaaa?

Daily Sex

I have a really good bright quality flashlight, USB rechargeable that turns on and off with no bullshit in between. It lasts a long time between recharges too. O’Reilly Auto parts. Found it among all the fun stuff they sell at the front counter.

Oh you’re gonna love learning how to write Russian cursive.

Assault involves touching someone.

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

Yes the nausea is very real! Also people who eat too many carrots and other orange things with a lot of beta-carotene such as pumpkins, their skin actually begins to take on an orange hue.

I remember early in my childhood I had some neighbors who were health nuts and they always offered me a snack carrot, then I decided carrots were really healthy and remember at least a few times eating too many carrots and I got a peculiar nauseous stomach wooziness I call “the carrot feeling.”

Dammit. They almost had me reposting this “phenomenal discovery.” Thanks for the heads up. I’ll walk away now.