Ribbithany

Sorry usually this works on me, but with him you have to have the text be the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard. Not some sane regular text.

I bet in 1998 the websites opened the pictures when you clicked the link near the thumbnail (even if one row of pixels at a time). I don’t know wtf is wrong with lemmy.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

Both. The comments have several “Answers”.

I don’t know which direction it’s coming from, but there is some misinformation in this thread and I don’t appreciate it.

Roosters can shut the fuck up.

“Just stop having fun at work”

Great advice there.

Retro Encabulator

Sounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.

“My name? Uh… Uh…”

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

Just get “nervous” at every question and you’re golden.

The only thing I agree with is the last thing you said. “It’s all trash”

I don’t see the point once you reach photo realistic unless you’re portraying things that cannot exist in reality. Just take a picture bro.

I’ll feel uplifted when he’s a corpse.

It would require a lot more Delta-V but I think we should send him to the Sun instead.

I didn’t miss the point. I was just piling on with the other people poking fun at the fact that this is simple math.

90’s kids have a long way to go if they want to experience what you’re describing.

Take your current age, and subtract it from the current year… That’s the year you were born.

If they did, it seems like they would have been trying to use them as sniper rifles.

Unfortunately there’s this thing called state dependent learning where you can’t really apply the lessons that you learned drunk while sober. Give it another shot, minus the booze.

Look, someone has misrepresented America, and Americans to you. You have to be in VERY specific places for the type of interactions that you are describing.

Very many places in America, nobody wants to talk to you, greet you, look at you, or have you smile in their direction.

What you are describing is “Small town vibe” where you in fact usually have to be a part of the small town before people will start treating you the way you have described.

People in America have social anxiety as well.

If your desire is to be good at interpersonal relations, then you need to practice exactly that. If your fellow Germans aren’t up to the task, then I suggest finding some alternative to Omegle (since I think that got shut down?) and try to small talk with strangers over a webcam if you can.