Slightly funnier and much more malicious.

This mf out here trying to swipe Visa or MasterCard in the stripper’s butt crack.

That’s the sex thing, right?

Did you tip when you wrote this comment?

At least a couple of them are telling the truth, statistically, but I’m still on team Evidence rather than team Rumor.

That is, assuming evidence against the President still means anything. Once that cat’s out of the bag, play ball.

It made my hole weak.

wat

Surprised to hear there’s enough people on Linux using Chromium to make this worth the time.

Strange Red Herring.

Care to talk about Chewbacca next?

Interesting tankie take.

Are you going to help code or fund it?

That’s all well and good, but nobody’s setting their infants loose in the forest for hours. You made up a story to add strength to your point and all it did was make you look ridiculous.

I really doubt that’s what OP meant, but if you want to fight allies to weaken the left as the right unifies to kill us, I can’t really stop you.

There’s no way your grandparents left their kids to roam the forest as infants for hours.

Same. Surprised to see so many people talking Windows on Lemmy.

/c/PotentiallyUpliftingNotNews

Are you still Katy Perry or was it a temporary affliction?

Man, you really got me there. Anyone who calls you out must be insane, because you are above reproach.

I doubt OP is calling for Trump to do it.

I think that would be unknown to a lot of people expecting to dual boot as a transition step away from Windows.