Sarcasmo

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Yes. Now there’s just a void.

He who smelt it didn’t name it.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

If I were surrounded by friends, chances are we’d all be on our phones surrounded by strangers.

Failing to plan is like planning to fail.

Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.

Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine twerking.

Looks like he’s going to “arrive” soon.

Thanks a big bunch. (sarcastic)

So how’s the job going?

I can’t complain.

Just standing around on pallets bored as hell. It’s kinda sad.

You really hope he comes to your house early in the route.

Oh, I see them now.

Smart to put the Butt label on the brown half.