“This orange isn’t nearly red or crunchy enough to be a good apple.”

I have had SO many “good” ideas as a kid. I’ll learn a fact and go “wow I cannot believe it is this easy to manipulate the human body” and thank my stars I had enough sense to take “Its more complicated than that, but I can’t explain the very real consequences” as an answer. Its always at least something with bodies. Honestly, its nuts that anything makes us better at all

Then it gives me a great sense of rage. Either way, dopamine

It’s just cat vibes. There’s a comfortable annoying/endearing balance some cats and people find.

That being said, my stomach turned a little at the phrase. Hard agree.

So basically, KOON

I ANAL but you’re in the moral right, at least. fuck 'em.

This has “I’ll shit your pants” energy

An older trucker told me (a man (at the time)) that I’d look better if i did. Not “cuter” or “prettier” but it felt slimy, still. I have one example of that and hecking dozens of examples of these old fucks hitting on female cashiers. Straight up inviting a young woman into the shower with regularity. Anyway,

yeah, this is why its sexist: Men want women to make their dick hard (in a manner of speaking).

I think you’re talking about something something on a screen. Try turning off your monitor? Depending on the platform, you might be able to find an alternative frontend. Good “luck”!

I think they’re joking.

Yeah, this rain-collecting barrel? I’m saving it for a rainy day. Gonna be real useful then.

We had a “glass” elevator in a mall around here back when I was a kid, but everyone knows their just fancy LED screens. The same thing don’t move. That lurch you feel? That’s the teleportin’ happening

there are other demons? and they’re invisible?? What if they grow superteeth on my CPU teeth? dot deb? how do I run a dot deb? “man top”? "man mount"??

fucking hell looking up manual pages kills me every time. i run mint btw

In fiction, hard agree; in reality, I’d summon super man over bat man pretty quick. I think he’s boring because he doesn’t leave much room for interesting conflict. irl, I don’t want interesting conflict lol

Why is it made of cheese??

Tortoise pog! They seem content to munch the greens away~

Also (less important than tortoise pog), do you mean that they visited days ago, and again now; or that the tortoise showed up days ago, but was hiding until now?

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… DominatrX1 said to themself

“you’re wrong”

“no?”

“well you’re right but this new claim”

“here’s why you’re wrong in detail”

“you aren’t engaging with me. The time for conversation has passed. goodbye.”

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