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alina@lemmy.worldOPto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself?
2·15 hours agodamn, I can’t handle the Internet.
alina@lemmy.worldOPto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•if portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?
11·10 days agoDamn, you’re right :(
alina@lemmy.worldOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<
15·12 days agoNo, I just like it when someone explains something to me so politely🥺
alina@lemmy.worldOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<
8·12 days agoI cleaned my navel for the first time in 6 years
alina@lemmy.worldOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•To independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a genius
11·12 days agoRight? I just mean, to a modern person it seems obvious and simple, but when I really thought about it, if I had never had an example of writing in front of me, the concept wouldn’t have been obvious to me at all.
alina@lemmy.worldOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•To independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a genius
64·12 days agoConsidering that the concept of writing has been invented independently so few times in the world, especially in the form I’m talking about, they are not all over the place.


I only sharted at home when I was sleeping. All my other stories are about peeing, unfortunately. Sometimes I just want a little warmth again😔