FUCK!

I just woke up and that’s how I feel at this moment. It’ll fade.

Swap your nozzle after you’re done.

You don’t need a new lens! You need a cat!

For the record, Intel, nvidia, etc…don’t add AI to anything related to any of my future computer components or else I will not be buying any of it. Thanks.

Why?

Because grandmas don’t train AI. No, AI is on the computer for the purpose to learn about you and monetize on that knowledge… Or get you the fuck out if you can’t be monetized.

Yeah but you get the same strain with positive lenses as you do from negative ones. As an example, I don’t get a prescription to use my friends telescope or to use my optical microscope. I just adjust the magnification until I can see the stuff I want in focus. Lenses are just lame telescopes or microscopes positive or negative. If you could adjust them …by swapping lenses at Walmart for example, I could find a minus pair for reading and another for driving. For driving all you need is a simplified version of the air balloon toy they use to measure your prescription. It would simply present an image set ad driving distance. Then you just swap a few lenses until you get it right.

That would leave the really important problems for the ophthalmologist. Like cataracts or retinal detachment.

Exactly. So the damage doesn’t come from looking thru lenses. Thus not having minus lenses available is pure BS.

The ophthalmologists in the room have spoken.

I call it bullshit. No ophthalmologist has ever gone to jail because some dude with myopia ran over two cats and a cute puppy dog. Usually, whoever is driving gets into trouble.

But let’s think for a moment. If wearing glasses that are not your prescription actually affect your prescription in some way, then couldn’t we figure out a way to reverse near-and far-sidedness? Like if you’re near sighted and then use +10 (strong positive lenses, thicker in the center) maybe that makes your eye revert to better vision. And vise versa for far sighted people wearing -10 lenses for say 2 hours per day or something.

Instead of the bull, I would love to be able to find some glasses at the Walmart that I can use because I just lost my prescription or something. If there’s a lens center position problem that too could be adjustable.

In short there’s no reason. Its just how dumb things work.

Yes, that’s where the weights come into play.

Me too. Hey, ignoring the issue at hand, get weighted toric contact lenses. Just do it one time to try.

When I did, I realized what trash normal lenses are. Getting the lens and astigmatism corrected on the eye results in some pretty dramatically sharp view. It’s crazy, I started observing the stitching on carpets and the hair in the shower. I had never cared for either thing because I just can’t see it normally.

OK you’re going to need CO2 gas, 2 mirrors, a glass. Container and a high voltage capacitor.

…
Step 3454674) charge the capacitor to 60078V.

Step 5746678) now run!

Okay Mr Burns, what’s your first name?

I don’t know!

AI in the morning… Hmm user 12345 like to have his wife in the middle of two men high fiving each other at various points in heavy breathing contests nor exercises. Wife must face each guy’s crotch area in alternating succession. User 12345 then would like to take the wife’s spot. O very interesting thrusting motion dance, I hope his observation of both friend’s crotch is productive. Oh… Looks like there’s some product involved! Tooth paste? From a skin flute? He’s spitting it out. Hmm

OK based on your video preferences here’s appropriate music, tooth paste, knee pads, balloons, hand cream, and paper towels. The lack of clothing indicates a dislike for fashion, I will not suggest new jeans.

Oh, 50% of the world’s elephants! Lucky!

I am Ethmos Kranimi from Planet Krearth created fr the remains of earth in the years following the epochaclisp.

I’m here to warn you to stop adding to the importance of 2025. This cab only end in all Data from the universe discombobulating. We managed to stop the total sarcolobulational demise of everything that exists. But you must stop this thread now! Specially you Fred Robinson from Temecula! We believe in you! The penis image you must upload is 02324.jpeg. This triggers a simulated halt. This image has not been taken yet…the universe is on your hands…literally.

I hate 13407 too, but 12407 is a special kind of wrong that cannot be righted.

Lube and paper towels? Or just the lube? Or just the paper towels?

That’s how it used to be…here are 5 things I’m selling on the side.

Now its…I know customer 546372, he loves double penetration, perhaps a double dildo and tickets to a nude process cruise would work! " five lovely flowers for mother’s day that will make your mom say wow!"

“We followed a Coke bottle and this is what we found”

Minutes later:

“Coca cola is doing great at keeping our environment clean”

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Too late! The albacoa trees are already flowering at Tremoly. Soon they’ll be roasting the piths to make the most delicious covfefe.