With a man bun

I don’t … think that was a part of the conversation going right now, but I am enjoying the turn it is taking!

LOTR?

I should have caught that part. I was weirded out by the oddly human mouth features.

Iiiis this AI?

I may or may not have found that women hugged me longer and smelled my hair if I used something the smelled good. I also used conditioner with my long hair and had many women running their fingers through it.

It was nice. Short hair is so much easier, though.

I’ve taken care of too many toddlers, I guess to trust that.

But I have taken care of too many toddlers to trust that they keep it on consistently, as well.

Typically, the sling is to reduce the chance of repeat injury, not for pain.

And putting it back is an easy process, if you know how to do it. Pain almost immediately goes away, though they need to be in a sling.

Anyone against this has never been the parent of a rambunctious, suicidal toddler. Those little buggers are fast and deadly curious.

Currently empathy is seen as weak, and the downfall of the west.

You are wrong and have always been wrong. It is based on worked (scheduled hours) in a week. Above a threshold, and it is considered full-time.

Not terribly rad… He was an epic alcoholic

If you are not having a very large stiff drink while you are petting them, you may be doing it wrong!

It is.

Gawd, I hate that aftertaste.

The amount at Costco is about 5lbs, so that is more than the 2.2lbs y’all are talking about.

Yah! Refocus!

Weird. It may sound subtle ( another weird word), but my mouth is definitely doing different things. Ought has a definite diphthong whereas aught may have one, but much more slight and with a more closed mouth.

Languages are weird.

Edit: aught is likely grown out of naught! I mean, that obviously makes sense, just never actually thought about it.

This is how you end up found dead on the toilet.