My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

Sall good, I was just stoned replying.

Yeah we would, it’s the end product not the production that defines it. Same way we refer to cars as cars even tho there’s been robots building them for decades.

I masturbate in spite of you.

I do, sometimes you’re watching porn and a dude just has a magnificent giant cock and quite often I wonder what size shoe they wear, but most the time I’m just admiring their massive cock.

We are the Borg, resistance is futile.

Man, now other people’s cats are staring at me on the toilet.

It’s lived past is expected use case a set of headphones should be, this is reality bleading though your headphones.

Make it an international tour so I can go!

The rocks just make it classy.

WHAT’R YA GONNA DO, GAS ME?!!?

Sometimes I’ll delete a comment if someone’s already made the shitty joke or I’m too stoned and misread the original post, it’s usually the second one tho.

That’s a red flag factory right there.

Nah that’s mainly for fishing, you can use it for hunting, but an RPG is way better for hunting.

Can anyone join that or do you need to have a gym membership?

*checks your modlogs*

Ahhh, we have an expert on the subject here!

Thank you, but I’m not taking any calls from the world for the unforeseeable future, please leave a message after the beep.

*voicemail full*

That acid hitting ya hard ay?

That’s an invasion!

THE WARS BACK ON EVERYONE!