Spent it on luxury bones (having teeth)

And most of it goes to my landlord and idk what he does with it

Omg guys I’m so addicted to working! I just can’t stop workinggggg I think I’m addicted with how much I workkkk! I’m just so exploitable ;)))

Hey I use em dashes all the time— specifically when I’m trying to seem like an LLM for shitposting online

Yeah I think it’s going to make me go insane

Please please please— the ehyaiy is making me miss the blockchain era and I hated the blockchain era

I do not believe in doors. Does that mean that I think that they should not exist or that I think that they do not exist? Yes actually!

I like to look at art and think that someone grew a little as a person as a result of creating it. Doesn’t really matter if it is good or bad art. But if they just prompted a machine to do it then their skillset did not grow in the same way and I view it as having less achievement to it. Idk. Every human-created artwork has a person in it and machine art has markedly less of a person in it.

Same! A few days ago I consumed a very spicy hot pot meal. It was spicy enough that my eyes were watering uncontrollably and I might not have eaten it except that I do not have much money and I’d already paid for the thing (and there’s also my occasionally problematic waste aversion but I digress). In the days since I’ve been hoping to experience some toilet spice but it just hasn’t happened! I wonder if I’ll get to experience it if I get older?

Idk if it’d work the same for microwavable popcorn bags but a wok is a great popcorn preparation vessel. Just slap some tin foil on top to keep the popcorn in. I made pepcorn on a radiant stovetop with a flat bottom wok and it was great!

• LEGO Universe
• Club Penguin
• Minecraft
• Space Engineers
• Skyrim

No not at all why would you think that? Vampires are not real and we certainly do not use the internet.

Hey I’m evil too! We should be evil together!

Sometimes I wish that I was into sports, it seems very fun! I feel like I would need to know people irl who are into sports in order to get into sports though. Are sports memes a big thing? I feel like those should/could be a big thing.

This dog murdered my family okay it is a really bad dog and it’s evil and bad but also really cute so idk if I can hold a grudge against it but what it can hold against me is the gun that it has pressed to my temple because it has forbidden me from using any punctuation in this run-on paragraph

A while ago I became terribly aware of people writing things like “apostrope’s” to indicate plurality. I was pretty convinced that it was a new thing, but I’ve since found examples of people doing that far in the past! I’m not sure if they were doing it at the same rate but they had been doing it for a while.

I know that some foreign language speakers use this as part of their grammar, but they do so according to a rule system. The people I encounter doing this have only ever known american english and do so without any apparent consistency. If you’re going to alter your grammar in that way, at least make it consistent! Like these weirdos. Professionals have standards.

Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They’ll let you stay as an employee though.

I love spiders! Very cool!

Hollow corpses lay strewn about the parking lot. A dark cloud hovers over the once-cheery cheese casino. You hear the screams of the children inside, joyous yet awakened to their thirst for blood. It didn’t have to be this way. The contagion was left to grow for too long and you fear your attempt to cleanse it will only strengthen the pack. They are held here only by their loyalty to their rat god, an entity not known to stay contained for long. Distant thunder rumbles as you cross the threshold. You heft the bottle and give it what may be your final kiss. There’s no turning back now, not for either of you.

Don’t listen to it, don’t try to fight that kid. A lot of people get that idea and the kid is prepared.

Rust is when you run DOOM on 16 billion crabs. You can’t do that in other languages. Just ask Amelia Airheart.