Alright. But once they’re pulled out of the rubble, where do you you think they went?

Especially in the smaller bf-nowhere operations

Yeah, NYC and Washington DC sure are out in the middle of dirt road middle of nowhere locations. Most people can’tveven find places so small on a map.

Well, Spiderman was created in the 1940s. And he was a teenager then. Lets call it in the middle and say he was born in 1925.

He’s 100 this year. Spider Teen just doesn’t fit.

Then again, Bart Simpson is always 10 years old. Which means, right now he was born in 2015. But he also walked on top of the original World Trade Center.

Let that shit fuck with your brain.

Oh fuck…I’m not knowledgeable to know. I’m not a doctor, so take everything I say with a whole salt shaker…

…but it kind of sounds like your ex might have been a monster.

I’m very confused. How are your pronouns both he and she? I’m not even sure what that would mean.

I don’t get it…it’s a streaming service that only shows pretaped fake shows, but airs them as if it were live tv?

hands you an octopuss

Great point. I’m not doing alright, but am I living? (I don’t know how to do emojis)

however the colored ones are prettier

Unclear if this is the most complimentary piece of racism I’ve ever heard…

…ok? Does them being dead today negate the slang they created when they were alive?

Or are you claiming old slang gets put in the free for all bin, for any generation can adopt as their own?

Because I wouldn’t mind picking up “bees knees” when that becomes available.

Shouldn’t your responses all be blank?

Well all you two need is each other, and like…8 more guys.

C’mon Gen Z. You can’t have “tubular”. That’s clearly an 80s term, and thus belongs to the millenials. Same thing with “crib” and the 90s.

“Cuz” was early 2000s. I don’t know who that one falls to. All I know is I was about 18 before I heard it. So, basically on my last legs as far as being able to claim slang to my generation.

Geezers isn’t even my generation, or Gen X. It’s either the Boomers, The Greatest Generation, or The Silent Generation. Really pulling slang out by the roots on that one. What’s next? Are we going to take a trip to the Piggly Wiggly?

Ya know…everybody always said that one day, Steve Irwin would die from how often he tickles alligators.

And look how wrong they were! He died from a stingray.

Pssshhhhh! I’m in the 39th dimension. Thats the one where colors start having tastes! And fingernails scream as you violently pull them out with pliers.

(that likes some rubs)

IT’S A TRAP!

Wouldn’t THAT vaccine be a paradox though? The half that would take it don’t need it, and the half that need it are…ya know…listening to Alex Jones conspiracy theories.

To be fair…we don’t know they aren’t

Pretty sure the second and third one are the same.

AI unreliable, and makes errors in every field it’s utilized in? Shocked. I am SHOCKED I say!!!

Ok, not that shocked.