Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

Soup is good food. You make a good meal.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

Where there’s a hole, there’s a goal vole.

I like the cut of your jib, friend.

It’s more likely than you’d think. My cat and my rats used to be inseparable.

It just fucking is, kiddo.

I’m right there with you, my brother in crust.

Good for you, Bono. This fucker had it coming no matter how you slice it.

I’ve had a similar smile on my face all day.

This man is an agent of justice. The murderer is dead.

There’s probably some wisdom in that, but unfortunately I can’t see it because my human experience sucks.

That’s exactly how it went down.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

I swear, the naming conventions for anime and manga just get dumber and dumber.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

They look like fancy pencils.