We are indeed living in Scotland.

This is where baby clouds come from.

Here is a selection, maybe try some out https://lemmyverse.net/

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Depends. Are you a rich, white, straight male? You will be fine and can ignore everything. But if you are any shade of brown, an immigrant or belong to any minority group or are female or have loved ones belonging to anyone of these groups, then you should pay attention as they might genuinely be in danger.

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Just use a VPN , ProtonMail have a VPN and the basic level is free and works very well at getting around geo locked sites. I use Mullvad, another VPN that is affordable at £5 a month.

I wonder if the professor is really small, or are the guards giants?