toomanypancakes

I’ll give you a nickel if you lick it

Wow, that’s the first thing I think about in the bath

I made sure he was well behaved

Play bluegrass an octave down and distorted, hit the drums more, and you’re basically at metal

No, but I’ve been looking for one

You…don’t?

Uh oh

I had that problem until the bags under my eyes gave me away, nobody’s surprised anymore. Just gotta give it time.