
In space, no one can hear you pee:
In space, no one can hear you pee:
Don’t buy anything from Google. It’s an evil company now.
Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!
Americans want kiwis as pets. Trump would like the eggs. Give us kiwis please!
Do it. Don’t show a girl. Keep it for your kids before they turn 10. After 10 they don’t care shit about you. But before 10 you’re hilarious.
Cookies! Where tha cookies!
Go talk to real people. Then have them share thru mastodon. Form a community. Join one around things that interest you. If you’re looking for a girlfriend, go to a university during lunch time and help them with their books. There’s also speed dating.
The healthy power of asbestos crystals in your toothpaste will remove any stubborn bacteria that HCL or Sulfuric acids can’t remove! HSO4! Really! One brushing and you’ll have a permanent smile in no time! …some people may not have a permanent smile depending in rigor mortis.
Hear everyone’s thoughts at will so I can hear anyone’s thoughts if I want to.
Mazinger Z!
And no minorities in that picture.
Uuu…how about Port Musket? Or Port Super Felon? Or Port Orange?
Wow! I never knew how cats were that big! Great idea to put one in a banana for size!
Congratulations! Actions have consequences! Now you’re the proud parent of a baby potatoe plant!
The lightning catchers… Embellish alright.
Careful…don’t wanna end up in Guantanamo or Venezuela.
I’m going to Portland or pornland, one of the two.
Yup. But also note that Lemmy is not redundant. You can bring back this channel but without our conversation. We need redundancy and replication.
Its part of the P - drive jet propulsion system.